May 2013
meladoodle:
coolgirlfriend:
boys who can pull off facial hair are hot
i think you’re supposed to use a razor
Back home house sitting for a few days & I get to see my boy on Friday! Lovin life :)
woke up and my mate had her leg over me
think she thought i was her boyfriend
giggity
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whats the verdict on the new arctic monkeys then internet?
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take it easy & if it’s easy take it home
i’m so tired i think i could cry butttttt 2 of my beautiful sexy mamas are coming to stay tonight and i WILL STAY AWAKE
Its a what’s the story morning glory kinda day
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I’m naked in bed and it feels BRILLIANT
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too-stoned-to-remember:
Finding someone with the same music taste as you
assiest:
why do people have to get ready for bed?
i’m always ready for bed
everlongggg:
I wish i could speak to Morrissey today and sing Unhappy Birthday to him and then laugh alot but then maybe cry because i’m not funny and my jokes are shit
i had pretty much the exact same thought before :(
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bloody hell, some poor man (apparently he was a soldier) has been macheted to death in woolwich. and as if that wasnt bad enough, a load of people then appear calling it a terrorist attack and putting on their “we hate muslims” hats. like a guy has lost his life and all you’re doing is being super racist, it’s helping nobody and makes you look like a complete cunt.
Some people literally need to fuck off. I’ve not slept with you for months and you know I have a boyfriend so why are you still texting me and shit I don’t even reply to you erghhhhhh go aWAY
i need a new show to watch
any recommendations? :)
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got into numerous rap battles with random men last night. fuckin slayed everyone. thats what happens when you go to Satans free bar
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I am widely regarded as one of the greatest tea-makers to come out of...
– Noel Gallagher (via stars-in-the-reservoir)
tarantinoprincess:
i want to be written and directed by quentin tarantino
Reaaaaaaaally missing my boy right now
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it’s 10 to 7 and ive started getting ready
why?
because the sooner i get ready the sooner i can get really drunk
hehehheehheehhehehehehe i’m gonna drink til i am sick tonight coz i hate everyone
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if i could stab you right now i so totally would